This is me, everyday!

May 18

Ah life!

Well, it’s been a while since posting so whatevs right?

Rose and I have been getting along swimmingly. Maybe even too much. I worry about her emotional state in this whole matter. I dunno if I should talk to her or not. Sometimes it seems like she may be cool…or maybe that’s my imagination. The other day she gave me a full body massage with cocoa butter, and gave a hell of a happy ending. :3 But since she’s out of school, she can’t come over unless she can sneak away from her annoying parents.

Emma and I have been kinda rough, but I think it’s because I have been really closed off about myself to her. See, I’m one of those assholes who doesn’t like to burden other people with my emotional problems. Although amazingly we are going to hang out sometime soon! Now we just have to find something to do!

Karen has been okay. Getting sick a lot, but other than that she’s fine. She’s been on my case about fixing her car. And In effort to save money I came up with an unnecessarily complex plan about trading cars. We’ve had sex at a higher frequency. And it’s been amazing. She’s been more relaxed so it means I can take more control and really please her. So I’m definitely glad. Also she’s been more willing to cuddle, which is great.

Lindsey…Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey…oh yes how are you?

Allow me to elaborate. I work two jobs right? Well, at one of them, I found a lady coworker whom I found to be interesting. Also she had beautiful eyes. Well, I made a joke about calling her in the middle of the night(our numbers are displayed on the wall and hers changed recently so it was conspicuous) so lulz were had. At like three that night she got a call of someone breathing heavily into the receiver! The next time we worked I was like LOLOMG. She didn’t think it was me. So I made more jokes about making innapropriate texts and whatnot before I call someone without asking. And once again, later that night she got a random text from someone asking for some random person. I was like, okay whatthefuck.

So one day she came in, prettied up, And had eyeliner on. Which is totally my weakness when it comes to beautiful eyes. Makes me melt, you harpies. I had to stop and look her deep in the eyes to confirm she was and I said “You’re wearing eyeshadow(I meant liner).” “Yeah.” “It looks good on you.” “thanks!” Later that night before she had to leave I asked if she wanted to come to my place to play vidya(above table guys, I may be slutty but I’m very respectful) she declined as she had plans. Before she left, she said “some other time maybe”

Cool.

Well. Talking to her more at work, I asked if it was cool if I texted her. She said it was okay before, but I wanted to get to know her a little better first, and properly ask other than psychotic jokes. So we text a bit, and talk about random things. She’s pretty open and fun, which I instantly take a liking to. I ask her if she wants to hang one Friday. She agrees but on the aforementioned night her mom ends up needing her home for something. So we end up not hanging. But she does give me a hug, possibly for being cool, possibly for helping her out on the makeline. I don’t know. She waited around after getting off so she could. But after she does, she says “Have a good night.” And bam, I see it. That look in her eyes, the connection.

It’s happening again Kyle. I say to myself. Our texts get more, intimate. She reminisces me with stories of her sexual life, and I do the same. I even write her a sexual story about us, cause she’s never had someone do so, and I like for people to get all the experiences in life I can provide. She’s very physically affectionate, as am I. So she likes hugs, cuddles, and such.

We finally hang out, where we play video games with my roommates. I hold her hand in the car on the way there. We play smash brothers, and some Mario Brothers Wii. We have a lot of fun, I take her to my room. Show her my reptiles, which she instantly loves. I show her a game on my computer, called Imscared(so awesome if you aint played it) and once it’s time I take her home.

Next time we hang out, it’s much the same. Play video games, then back to my room. Then we spend a very long time talking. We both tell deeply personal stories and random things about us. I grab her, pull her to me and kiss her. I hold on for a good half minute or so pressed to her face. It was glorious. We spend more time talking listening to music, cuddling and kissing. It goes way later than when she was supposed to go. At one point she mounts me, and we kiss, talk and fondle a little. Then I show her my aggressive side, I do my little flip trick and bam, shes under me. She’s breathing heavily and her heart is beating like an engine revved. I grind on her a bit, and tell her to tell me “no” or “stop” or “it’s time to leave, I’m supposed to be home” But she won’t. She can’t. I tease her a bit more, until I get up and take her home.

The next day when we talk about it she says “I’m normally a much better behaved girl but you..” See, on our talks before she said she saves sex for people she feels she can trust and is deserving for that kind of openness. I drove her crazy with sexual desire, ha ha. I couldn’t help myself either. She was like a glorious Nymph brought from the heavens to test me.

We hung out again the very next night, drove around a bit, but she was down because she had broken up with her “in-name-only” boyfriend. She was wanting it but he beat her to the punch with the dreaded text. She preferred to do it in person. But after some fun and talking we went back to my place where we watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail with my roommates. We talked a lot but after much fooling around I began teasing her. She moaned so beautifully, she wanted it so bad. But I wasn’t going to just give it to her at first, oh no indeed. I used my hand for quite a bit, and ate her out too. I come to find out she has one of those implanted devices, and her G spot is really easy to reach too >:) fun fun fun. After a few orgasms, I’m ready and she’s ready. So I suit up and dive on in. She takes my dick so easily. And it is amazing. And we go forever, all different positions, but some are a little more difficult cause I can’t go too deep or it’ll hurt her. Finally she ends on top of me, and she is utterly beautiful. She moves in such different ways than others, I’m hooked. And the look in her eyes, it’s like I can see her true self. The smirk of self satisfaction, that look like she wants to just destroy me, a malicious, vicious and deadly sexy. Goddamn it makes me euphoric just thinking about it. So we finish, and like I said, Amazing. after some talking we go again shortly after, and she must be magic because I cum way way faster the second time than I have with anyone else(it’s often a struggle if it’s that soon) but damn she’s good.

Being late as fuck I take her home, and sleep barely a wink. The next day all we can do is talk about having sex with each other. She is utterly enthralled by me. I’m so glad I could make her feel so good.

And that’s how that started. We aren’t anywhere near the end, so there’s no telling what will happen now. I usualy don’t get that involved with coworkers for integrity reasons but there’s something about her. Hmm..who knows right? Things are going to be very interesting. I’m gonna see her tonight. Maybe an update soon huh?

LOL Sam called me a chubby chaser, which is funny cause this girl is ACTUALLY skinny instead of fake anorexia skinny like Sam is. Ha ha ha

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May 11

Roommates

Late night, i accidentally left a gun on the couch and it fell through. So my roommate, who is my other roommates sister, was scared because she accidentally sat on it. I tried explaining that it was accidentally left there and its not dangerous to sit on.

She proceeded to insult me and claim i was using Circular Reasoning obviously misusing the term like her brother and my other friend do as well.
After saying this her response is “Fuck you”. oh yeah, great.

Seriously, theyre smarter than this. my friends need to take an argumentation and debate class.

the gun was a CZ82. Awesome safety.